Perfumed Garden – Touching Soles

No, that isn’t a mis-spelling (mispelling?). It refers to the fact that this position is becomes even better when the woman tries to touch the soles of her feet to the soles of the man’s feet.

This position is supposed to be the best for the woman to achieve orgasm. By pivoting her pelvis in the way that is required to get her feet down to the level of the man’s feet she brings her clitoris in more direct contact with the motion of the penis. The result can be quite explosive.

Oh Lordy Mama!

 

Seventh Posture Of The Perfumed Garden

At first this may look like another position, but the woman is supposed to lie on her side. The man should place her top leg on one of his shoulders. Sometimes this is called the K position.

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Sixth Posture of The Perfumed Garden

Apparently they had a doggie living somewhere in the perfumed garden.

My dog certainly enjoys perfuming the garden. Let’s just say that I wash the tomatoes before I eat them.

That reminds me…Did you know that asparagus grows really well when it is bedded in lots of manure? Pumpkins grow well in it too.

A little gardening tip from Sexual Positions Free.com.

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Third Posture of The Perfumed Garden

Sometimes this position is also called the yawning position. I’m not sure what is so boring about it

 

Second Posture of The Perfumed Garden

This position is supposed to be good for a man who has a shorter penis. If you have a short penis and you enjoy this position, you should tell everyone “I have a short penis and the second posture of the perfumed garden worked well for me”. That way other men with short penises will hear about it. The word will spread fast and women all over the world will experience more satisfaction.

If you don’t have a short penis you might want to get your girlfriend an air bag for her cervix! Get ready to drill for oil.

 

First Posture of the Perfumed Garden

Check out some of the new positions. I have a new book, so I broke out the old dummies. This time I stained the female dummy (she has a sort of tan) so that you can tell them apart.

I hope you enjoy the new positions.

They say that this position is good for a man with a large penis. I can tell you from my personal experience….that I wouldn’t know.

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The Wrap-around Butt-Grab

Our Mannequin has no fingers, but if she did she would have a handful of booty right now.

It might be a good thing that the girl doll doesn’t have fingers because the guy might have a shocked expression on his face.

“Whoa baby that’s a one way street”.

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She Is On Her Side While He Is Behind

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Take your love to the edge?

I guess these two go so wound up, they could only make it to the edge of the bed.

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She is Almost Standing On Her Head, He is Kneeling

This one is a little acrobatic. You need a woman with a strong neck or a background in gymnastics. In fact, I find that I need a woman with a background in gymnastics for just about everything.

I need a woman with a background in gymnastics about twice a day!

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