August 10, 2009
There I would stand, next to the bed looking downward. I am ashamed. Finally I had the chance to enjoy the beauty of two steaming lesbian women.
Alas, my heart sank. My penis would not obey my command. It has prematurely spilled my man juices. I once planned to distribute those juices equally to my new bisexual friends.
I shall never realize my dreams. God is dead.
source : http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/threesposiwo.html
August 10, 2009
Here is a little joke:
Two guys are driving down the street. They see two dogs having sex on someone’s lawn. The first guy says “That really is the best way to make love.”
The second guy says “I don’t know if my wife would go for that”
“Hell, make her a few martinis, she’ll go for it
“
The next week they see each other. The first guy says “Hey did you try it?”
The second guy says “Yeah, but it took 8 martinis”
“8 Martinis! Holy Crap!”
“Yeah, after two she was feeling frisky, but it took 6 more to get her out on that guys lawn.”
Tip for Professionals: Guys, if you lift your woman’s legs up in the air you’ll be doing the wheelbarrow. Supposedly it burns more calories. She’s got to be pretty flexible to spread her pelvis enough to make it work though.
August 9, 2009
There is an e-mail going around the internet that says that of all the sex positions the Italian Chandelier (AKA Italian Hanger or Italian Banker) burns the most calories. Here is a ‘supposed’ list of the positions and how many calories they burn:
Positions
Missionary 12 Calories
69 lying down 78 Calories
69 standing up 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow 216 Calories
Doggy Style 326 Calories
Italian Chandelier 912 Calories
This must be a list for women only because missionary only burns 12 calories. Anyway, in this position the female definitely is a busy person. She lies on her partner (facing upward) and arches her back to allow penetration. Then she has to do a crab-like back-bendy motion to get the motion going.
I don’t know if you will really burn 912 calories but young Italian women always look great on TV despite the fact that they eat a lot of sausage (salcissa).
That’s all, guess I should say Buon Giorno!
August 9, 2009
The perfumed garden calls this one the “reciprocal sight of posteriors”. I have also heard it called the “reverse cow girl position” because the woman is riding and she is facing away from her partner.
A book about sex therapy I read said that “This curiously impersonal method of intercourse allws each of the participants to fantasize about making love to someone other than their real partner.”
I thought this was a little negative. If I wrote a book about sex therapy it would say something like “This position is favored by men worldwide who are making love to a partner with a great ass!”
August 9, 2009
This position is supposed to be good for a man who has a shorter penis. If you have a short penis and you enjoy this position, you should tell everyone “I have a short penis and the second posture of the perfumed garden worked well for me”. That way other men with short penises will hear about it. The word will spread fast and women all over the world will experience more satisfaction.
If you don’t have a short penis you might want to get your girlfriend an air bag for her cervix! Get ready to drill for oil.
Resource from : http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com
May 26, 2009
The spoons position
The spoons position or spooning is a sexual position and cuddling technique. The name derives from the way that two spoons may be positioned side by side, with their bowls aligned.
In the sexual spoons position, the penetrative partner lies on their side, with their knees bent. The receptive partner lies on their side, with their back pressed against the penetrative partner’s front. It may be used for vaginal or anal penetration.
May 25, 2009
Less common positions
The T-square position
These positions are more innovative, and perhaps not as widely known or practiced as the ones listed above.
The receiving partner is on the bottom. The penetrating partner lies on top perpendicularly to them.
The penetrating partner lies on their back, legs spread. The receiving partner is on their back on top of the penetrator, legs spread, facing the opposite direction.
The penetrator and the receiver lie on their backs, heads pointed away from one another. Each places one leg on the other’s shoulder (as a brace) and the other leg out somewhat to the side.
The receiving partner lies on their back with knees up and legs apart. The penetrating partner lies on their side perpendicular to the receiver, with the penetrating partner’s hips under the arch formed by receiver’s legs. Sometimes called the T-square.[citation needed]
The receiving partner’s legs are together turning to one side while looking up towards the penetrator, who has spread legs and is kneeing straight behind the other’s hips. The penetrator’s hands are on the other’s hips. This position can be called the Modified T-square.[9]
The receiving partner lies on their back with the penetrating partner lying perpendicular. The receiving partner bends the knee closest to the penetrating partner’s head enough so that there is room for the penetrating partner’s waist to fit beneath it, while the penetrating partner’s legs straddle the receiving partner’s other leg. The in-and-out thrusting action will move more along a side-to-side rather than top-to-bottom axis. This position allows for breast stimulation during sex, for partners to maintain eye contact if they wish, and for a good view of both partners as they reach orgasm.
The penetrating partner sits on edge of a bed or chair with feet spread wide on floor. The receiving partner lays on their back on the floor and drapes their legs and thighs over the legs of the penetrating partner. The penetrating partner holds the knees of the receiving partner and controls thrusts.
The Seventh Posture of Burton’s translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals.[4] The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver’s lower leg, and lifts the receiver’s upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner’s elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being “for acrobats and not to be taken seriously,”[10] others have found it very comfortable, especially duringpregnancy.
The penetrator straddles one of the legs of the receiver, who is lying on their side.
The piledriver is a difficult position sometimes seen in porn videos. It is described in many ways by different sources. In a heterosexual context, the woman lies on her back, then raises her hips as high as possible, so that her partner, standing, can enter her vaginally or anally. The position places considerable strain on the woman’s neck, so firm cushions should be used to support her.
The receiver lies face down legs spread on the edge of the bed and parallel to the floor, while the penetrator stands behind, holding both legs.
“The Rusty Bike Pump” is similar to a piledriver where penetration is achieved from above at a downward angle with the receiving partner bottom side up.
May 25, 2009
Anal sex positions
Anal sex positions involve anal penetration. Most anal sex positions are adaptations of vaginal penetrative positions:
Doggy style penetration maximizes the depth of penetration, but can pose the risk of pushing against the sigmoid colon. If the receiving partner is male, this increases the chances of stimulating the prostate. The penetrating partner controls the thrusting rhythm. A variation is the leapfrog position, in which the receiving partner angles their torso downward. The receiving partner may also lie flat and face down, with the penetrating partner straddling their thighs.
In the missionary positions, to achieve optimal alignment, the receiving partner’s legs should be in the air with the knees drawn towards their chest. Some sort of support (such as a pillow) under the receiving partner’s hips can also be useful. The penetrating partner positions themselves between the receiving partner’s legs. The penetrating partner controls the thrusting rhythm. This position is often cited as good for beginners, because it allows them to relax more fully than is usual in the doggy style position.
The spoons position allows the receiving partner to control initial penetration and the depth, speed and force of subsequent thrusting.
The receiving partner on top positions allow the receiving partner more control over the depth, rhythm and speed of penetration. More specifically, the receiving partner can slowly push their anus down on the penetrating partner, allowing time for their muscles to relax.
May 25, 2009
Standing
One partner stands while holding up the other without a support.
Most of these positions can be used for either vaginal or anal penetration. In the basic standing position, both partners stand facing each other. The following variations are possible:
In the basic standing position, both partners stand facing each other and engage in vaginal sex. In order to match heights, the shorter partner can, for instance, stand on a stair or wear high heels. It may be easier to maintain solid thrusts if the woman has her back to a wall. With such a support, the Kama Sutra calls this position the suspended congress.[8] This position is most often used in upright places, such as a wall in a bedroom or a shower.
The penetrating partner stands, and the receiving partner wraps their arms around his neck, and their legs around his waist, thereby exposing either the vagina or anus to the man’s penis. This position is made easier with the use of a solid object behind the receiver, as above.
Alternatively, the receiving partner can face away from the penetrating partner which allows for anal sex. This position is varied by having the receiving partner assume different semi-standing positions. For instance, they may bend at the waist, resting their hands or elbows on a table
May 25, 2009
Sitting and kneeling
Kneeling variant of the lotus position.
Most of these positions can be used for either vaginal or anal penetration.
The penetrating partner sits on an area surface, legs outstretched. The receiving partner sits on top and wraps their legs around the penetrating partner. Called pounding on the spot in the Burton translation of The Perfumed Garden.[4] If the penetrator crosses their legs instead, it is called the lotus position.[7] This position can be combined with fondling of both the breasts and buttocks of the receiving partner and the buttocks of the penetrating partner, increasing the chances of both pleasure and orgasm in both partners.
The penetrating partner sits in a chair. The receiving partner straddles penetrating partner and sits, facing the penetrating partner, feet on floor. This is sometimes known as the lap dance. Other receiver-on-top variants can be adapted in this way as well.
The penetrating partner sits on a couch or in a chair that has armrests. The receiving partner sits in the penetrating partner’s lap, perpendicular to penetrating partner, with his or her back against the armrest.
The penetrating partner kneels while the receiving partner lies on his or her back, ankles on each side of penetrating partner’s shoulders.[4]
